Mission: Mars

Living in Earth's orbit offers unique advantages, one being a perfect view of the Solar System, including the mesmerizing Red Planet. Occasionally, I invite my cosmic friends to join me in stargazing at Mars.

Recently, humanity has invested significant attention and resources into Mars exploration. We've successfully landed the Perseverance and Zhurong rovers, and flown Ingenuity—marking the first powered flight beyond Earth. So, why not consider sending humans there?

My alien companions, the Florg, are seasoned experts in planetary colonization, having successfully settled over two dozen worlds and terraformed three. They may view humans as somewhat naïve, yet they remain optimistic about our potential.

1. The Departure

Did I mention how close Mars is? Currently, it sits approximately 327.66 million kilometers from Earth. With our best rockets, the journey would take around six to eight months, and it's a one-way trip—no turning back.

The logistics are staggering. The amount of fuel needed to sustain a rocket for such an extended period is immense. Additionally, ample provisions of food and water will be required.

2. The First Decade

Assuming we survive the journey (and my alien friends are skeptical about the first attempt), the next steps involve establishing a secure shelter and adapting to Martian life.

Supplies could be sent from Earth periodically—essentials like toothpaste and entertainment. However, due to the vast distance, internet connectivity will be nearly impossible, leaving colonizers largely isolated.

During this time, they’ll be busy constructing habitats for subsequent settlers, utilizing minerals from nearby asteroids and Martian soil. This process will continue until the population reaches around one thousand.

3. The Next 40 Years

By now, Mars will have been colonized. The city, which I whimsically name Elonia, will boast its own power sources and agricultural systems. With this foundation, future prospects can be explored.

According to the Florg, this stage is the most challenging—planning for the centuries to come. When exploring a new world, there’s no room for error.

Humanity has only ever inhabited Earth, which has its share of pitfalls. It is hoped that these lessons will inform future endeavors on Mars, paving the way for sustainable practices from the outset.

Even in this new colony, the Florg warn that even minor issues, such as a damaged air duct or tainted water supply, could jeopardize survival.

In fact, achieving self-sufficiency might take well over a century. However, with time, significant advancements are anticipated. I can even envision a charming Martian pod on 1132, 2nd Colony Way, with toddlers floating around.

Until then, we await the future.

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