Chapter 1: The Shocking Revelation

Last week, I was blindsided when my boyfriend, a tech enthusiast working for a cryptocurrency startup, announced he had sold an NFT of my backside. “You did what?” I exclaimed, struggling to comprehend the absurdity of the situation.

“Stay with me here,” he urged. “Remember that gamer girl who raked in $10 million selling her bathwater? Well, another one made $200,000 selling her farts in jars, but she ended up unwell due to her farting diet. So, she pivoted to selling NFTs of those fart jars instead of the physical jars.”

I was taken aback. What on earth has humanity come to? While I appreciate when men cater to my desires, this was a step too far. “How do you even know this?” I inquired.

“It was all part of my boss’s motivational Zoom call. He was practically buzzing with excitement about the new trends. I think he’s planning another shift in the company’s direction,” he explained.

It was clear where this was heading. This so-called inspiring leader had sparked yet another questionable scheme in my boyfriend's mind.